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I can assure you, I have gone to jail for less and would have had chunks of his arse in my hands as they drug me away.
The boat wouldn't have been the issue with me it would be his unsubstantiated accusation. It isn't like you weren't working to comply with their/his every request. This dill-weed cop should only be guarding used cars somewhere.
You are a special man, for sure. I am so glad you have your boat back, and I wish you great luck fishing.